playmate:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

(Source: astound)

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

(Source: frickin)

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

(Source: moonpurinsu)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: commonbee)

meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

(Source: meladoodle)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole