please love me as much as you love pizza.
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“
i did it. it’s done.
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole