Um… the chicken to lay the egg right? I don’t know I am just a teenage dirtbag

I see what you there! But most likely tragedies

105 in dog years 7 in elf years and 15 in human years

As a lost shoe

Aw thank you!!!! You are so sweet!

With band members our on your arms

Maybe…. ok yes!! He’s so cute like he is a nice chunk of boy!



eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza

(via givingblowjobs)


ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via guy)


*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via orgasm)


(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

(via virginsackofrice)