Um… the chicken to lay the egg right? I don’t know I am just a teenage dirtbag

I see what you there! But most likely tragedies

105 in dog years 7 in elf years and 15 in human years

As a lost shoe

Aw thank you!!!! You are so sweet!

With band members our on your arms

Maybe…. ok yes!! He’s so cute like he is a nice chunk of boy!

542?

possiblypensive:

eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza

(via givingblowjobs)

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

(via guy)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via orgasm)

funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

(via virginsackofrice)