Tweets

greetings:

communistbakery:

the worst part of the holidays is saying greetings to all of my family members

same… i don’t want my family to find my blog

pressing:

i took 99 selfies and i can’t use one: a classic novel written by me

indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

unoptional:

I listen to clubbing music because it helps me pretend I have an exciting life

confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

officialunitedstates:

I want a girl who can tie my shoelaces for me but do really cool looking knots instead of the normal kind

earthdad:

remember to ask yourself “is that person actually hot or am i just sexually frustrated?”

unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

(Source: unit03)

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

zanetheaiden:

zanetheaiden:

date a boy with nice cheek bones

date a boy who has a good taste in clothes

date a boy with a great laugh

date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow

date a boy with fantastic collarbones

date a boy who smiles constantly

date a boy with arms like damn

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zodiac bitches

advanse:

aries: angry bitch
taurus: hungry bitch
gemini: loud bitch
cancer: weird bitch
leo: bITCH
virgo: quiet bitch
libra: indecisive bitch
scorpio: bitchy bitch
sagittarius: funny bitch
capricorn: ambitious bitch
aquarius: crazy bitch
pisces: sensitive bitch

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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