bekkaa:

I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior

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ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

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cramp:

everyone always makes plans without me but then they say that they “miss me”

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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